No Pickleball Swag

Real Swag. Zero Pickleball.

Because someone needed to take a stand — politely, humorously, and with really soft shirts.

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Welcome to No Pickleball Swag — the world’s most supportive home for people who are not joining America’s fastest-growing paddle cult.

I’m Ralph — longtime tennis guy, lover of real sports, and creator of high-quality swag for anyone who likes anti-pickleball humor… regardless of whether you play pickleball.

Here, you’ll find:

shirts that make fun of pickleball (gently, but effectively)

designs for tennis players, suffering pickleball spouses, and gag gift-buyers

merch that says what you’re thinking but don’t always say

gear you can wear without being recruited into a rec-center league

If pickleball is slowly taking over your neighborhood, your friend group, or your garage…you’re in the right place.

🎁 Holiday Guide for People Who Are Over the Pickleball Craze

This season, I’ve created a free guide featuring the funniest, most gift-worthy No Pickleball Swag items — perfect for:

your sarcastic doubles partner

the tennis captain who refuses to buy a paddle

the coworker who won’t stop talking about “dinking”

or anyone who could use a laugh (and a break from the noise)

Inside, you’ll find my top picks for shirts, hats, and other gear that deliver pure joy — plus quiet resistance to a sport played with a plastic ball.

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